i bet sperm is natures diet secret and if you don’t believe me just look at all the skinny gay guys and fat lesbians
On the weekend I picked up my new camera and it has wifi so it means I can now upload selfies to everywhere with even more ease than before. Hooray!
Try not to be jealous
Kewl story Alan xx
This morning I got an email from Apple saying my interview on Saturday was cancelled. Then this afternoon I got an email saying that all the Saturday interviews were still on. And then a confirmation email. Apple - trolling hard since 2012.
Also on that note can Apple please huz up and release the next generation iPhone because I want a new phone and if they don’t release it soon I am going to buy a Samsung. Kewl.
just close your eyes and ride the rollercoaster that is my dick
- Person: Your favourite olympic event?
- Me: Diving and wrestling, wanna know why?